Are you feeling the classic effects of mid-life crisis? Do you question your importance in people's lives? Do you ever feel like you haven't made much of a difference in the world? Of course you do!

Are you sick of spoiling a perfectly nice outing simply because you've had to leave your Ford Pinto on dry land every time you feel like going fishing? Who isn't!

Well have I the solution for you!

Forget clumsy motorhomes, sports cars, or a silly summer vacation home. Invest in something that will win lasting respect. Invest in something you can be truly proud of. Invest in something that changes lives.

Invest in a ferry.

Pacific Marine Foundation has recently listed their 70 year old ferry as a featured 'boat' on ebay for a discounted price.

That's right, they're bent on fulfilling your ferrying fantasies (say that fives times fast) and for a limited time, enjoy a quarter million dollar ferry for only $200,000. "Jeepers! That's pocketchange!" you say. Precisely.

You've always dreamed of how your quality of life would improve if only you had a ferry. Friends would love you - you'd be the town hero!

100% debt free.

Feels like my elementary school bully just shined my shoes.